Friday, September 28, 2007

Fridays with DaNte - 4th Post... or 5th? I forgot... hmm

28 - 9 - 2007

Well its another Friday! It's just another Friday until our first holiday! wheeeee aren't you excited? I'm pretty sure everyone is expecting the holidays after a term of arduous and abundant assignments. Anyway, I just want to tell you all about the new format of 'What Would Jessica Do Blog'. Our members will write a certain story, and the next day the other member will continue the preceding member's story. This change of format is temporarily, though, however we haven't decided the duration of this temporary change. I, Dante the mighty, will start the so-called 'chain story' and my dear blog members will continue the story!

Erratic Picture of the Day

The male brain...

Auspicious Quotes

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." Plato

It's true! Especially for us IB victims T_T

Word of the Day

Folly - a stupid mistake


The Beginning...

I walked hastily through the empty hallways as time ticks it's seconds away. In a few seconds, I will be sentenced for a punishment. In a few seconds, I may ruin my fame. In a few seconds, my notoriety amongst the authorities will arise. Now I am sprinting to my limit, hoping that I will make it in time. I was breathing heavily and my heart was racing rapidly. The loud sound of my steps echoed throughout the hallways. I reached the somewhat ominous double green door and I abruptly opened it. It was too late. The people was assembled, sitting uniformly side by side and it was serene. "You're late," the huge person standing in front said.
"But it was only a few seconds! It doesn't matter!" I replied.
"No, you had your chances earlier, now you are not forgiven,"
"Oh please! Spare me! I've had enough punishment," I pleaded desperately.
"I warned you yesterday already! Today is your last chance. Today is your level 2 law violation and hence you will receive an extended punishment. Similar to the one you always receive, but this lasts longer,"
"Oh no..." I moaned.
"Now sit down and listen, do not interfere my session anymore,"
I am doomed. I have infringed level 2 rule twice, and I am on the verge of temporary abeyance. Well, I guess it's my own mistake. I should have woken up earlier every morning and slept earlier too. My colleagues near me laughed at me for receiving a temporary abeyance. I sat down quietly and tried to listen to the authority addressing his believes. However, time seems to much slower and seconds after seconds, my vision blurred and narrowed down. "Kwan! Wake up and listen!" the authority raised his voice.
"I've had enough of you Kwan McDonny! You have shown extreme tardiness, your performance dropped and all you do in class is sleep!" he said irately.
" Sorry Mr. Olwen," I said in an apologetic manner.
"You better," and he continued his speech.
Well, this is my everyday homeroom moments in the Shining Hope School. It is very gloomy, prosaic and unproductive. They kill you slowly with their so-called "International Diplomatic Intelligence Organization of Texas", or IDIOT for short. Most of the teachers bombard you with assignments and tests, without even thinking about your social life or your leisure time. The assignments are evaluated and graded by them with very demanding criteria and tests consists myriad of topics, stuffed together into a single test paper. The most sadistic and unmerciful of them all is the mathematics, led by two dispassionate gods of numbers named Mr. Ancient Edwards and Mr. Wheer Thomas. Oh darn, and the first period of the day is mathematics. I am screwed....

MY DEAR BLOGMATES! CONTINUE THE STORY :D sorry if the story was not interesting.

Joke of the Day

A Couple Of Blondies

A blond is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas so she stops at the gas station.

While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock.

Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blond is faring. The blond outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blond inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!"

Ms. Jess! Please do not feel insulted :D


What Would Jessica Do? said...

Kwan McDonny...

im so gonna kill u on monday edo -_-"" r u saying im tardy ??? hahahah awas lo !!


What Would Jessica Do? said...

wheer thomas...hahaha, wheer-d but wheee --"